Munnabhai Software Designer..
Sunday, November 05, 2006
Munnabhai Designer
appun jaise tappori Designer. ko kya maalum...
saala Drawing kis chidiya kaa naam hai...
template me subclassing karke apanaa timepass hota hai....
copy paste kaa kaam miltaa hai bass appun khush...!!!
fir yeh Dimensioning kaa lafdaa locha kaiko?
are kaiko ?
arre kaiko re?
fir ek din boleto appun ko log mila.....
ya haaaaaaaaaa!!!!saala appun ka khopdi chakkar kha gaya ...
computer ke saath dil saala takkar kha gayaa...!!!
appun ko lagaa appun kaa beda paar ho gaya...
boleto baap saala appun ko bhi kaam mil gaya...!!!
din bhar appun computer ke aagge...
koi lafdaa nahi kuch nahi...
tin din naa Circut se Pakia na Anna Boss se pangaa
bass choop chaap...appun kaa bhidulog saala dar gaya...
bola kya be manya saala tu bhi Designer bann gaya...!!!
phir ek din appun ko kaam kartaa dekh Paakia bola...
ye mannubhai kya Drawing bana rela hai baap...!!!
Pakia ko pakdaa... bola idhar aa shahane tereko Drawing seekhataa hai...
saale ko itnaa dhoyaa itnaa dhoyaa...
abhi tak thobdaa waakadaa hai ...
aur aaj tak uska Drawings ke saath chattis kaa aakdaa hai...!!!samzaa
...?
samzaa...?
samzaaa naa...?
(fir ...? fir kya huwa..?)
fir ek din appun ne Drawing poora kar diya...
Drawing poora karke appun ne correction ko bhej diya...!!!
lagataa tha ab appun kaa kaam khatam ho gaya...!!!
par Drawings me correction dekhake sala appun darr gaya...!!!
appun ke saamne GL ne mere Drawing me ki galtiyaa nikali...
aapun ke Drawing ki poori waat laga di....
appun udharich khadaa thaa...
par appun kuch nahi bola...
kaiko bolega?
kaiko...?saala ek, ek kaam kiya thaa... usme bhi itne errors...
par appun ek aansu nahi roya...
kaiko royega...?
kaiko..?saala appunich yedaa thaa naa...!!!
agale din se phir wohi life chalu...
wohi gande mails forward karnaa, wohi messages, wohi template, wohi
assignments...
saala itnaa mails forward kiya...itnaa mails forward kiya...
log samze mail server down hoyega...
bhoolneka hai bhoolneka hai par kya karega...!!!
training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai...
haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai...
training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai...
haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai...(phir ...? phir kya huwa..?)
fir ...?
fir kya...?fir agale din appun ko aur ek Request mila...!!!
shaappak...saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha gaya ...
computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha gayaa...!!!
ho ho ho hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
appun jaise tappori Designer. ko kya maalum...
saala Drawing kis chidiya kaa naam hai...
template me subclassing karke apanaa timepass hota hai....
copy paste kaa kaam miltaa hai bass appun khush...!!!
fir yeh Dimensioning kaa lafdaa locha kaiko?
are kaiko ?
arre kaiko re?
fir ek din boleto appun ko log mila.....
ya haaaaaaaaaa!!!!saala appun ka khopdi chakkar kha gaya ...
computer ke saath dil saala takkar kha gayaa...!!!
appun ko lagaa appun kaa beda paar ho gaya...
boleto baap saala appun ko bhi kaam mil gaya...!!!
din bhar appun computer ke aagge...
koi lafdaa nahi kuch nahi...
tin din naa Circut se Pakia na Anna Boss se pangaa
bass choop chaap...appun kaa bhidulog saala dar gaya...
bola kya be manya saala tu bhi Designer bann gaya...!!!
phir ek din appun ko kaam kartaa dekh Paakia bola...
ye mannubhai kya Drawing bana rela hai baap...!!!
Pakia ko pakdaa... bola idhar aa shahane tereko Drawing seekhataa hai...
saale ko itnaa dhoyaa itnaa dhoyaa...
abhi tak thobdaa waakadaa hai ...
aur aaj tak uska Drawings ke saath chattis kaa aakdaa hai...!!!samzaa
...?
samzaa...?
samzaaa naa...?
(fir ...? fir kya huwa..?)
fir ek din appun ne Drawing poora kar diya...
Drawing poora karke appun ne correction ko bhej diya...!!!
lagataa tha ab appun kaa kaam khatam ho gaya...!!!
par Drawings me correction dekhake sala appun darr gaya...!!!
appun ke saamne GL ne mere Drawing me ki galtiyaa nikali...
aapun ke Drawing ki poori waat laga di....
appun udharich khadaa thaa...
par appun kuch nahi bola...
kaiko bolega?
kaiko...?saala ek, ek kaam kiya thaa... usme bhi itne errors...
par appun ek aansu nahi roya...
kaiko royega...?
kaiko..?saala appunich yedaa thaa naa...!!!
agale din se phir wohi life chalu...
wohi gande mails forward karnaa, wohi messages, wohi template, wohi
assignments...
saala itnaa mails forward kiya...itnaa mails forward kiya...
log samze mail server down hoyega...
bhoolneka hai bhoolneka hai par kya karega...!!!
training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai...
haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai...
training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai...
haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai...(phir ...? phir kya huwa..?)
fir ...?
fir kya...?fir agale din appun ko aur ek Request mila...!!!
shaappak...saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha gaya ...
computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha gayaa...!!!
ho ho ho hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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