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Words Women Use

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

Labels: Fun Facts, Interesting Facts

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Small but Heart touching story....

Friday, November 10, 2006

It is such a heart touching small story.....

A girl asked the boy, if he is thought she is "pretty". The boy said no. She asked him, "whether he would want to be with her forever". He said no. She then asked him "if she were to leave would he cry for her"??. He said no.

She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face, the boy grabbed her by arm and said, "you are not pretty, you are beautiful" "don't want to be with you, I need you" and "the day u leave me I won't cry, I will die".....

Labels: Inspirational Stuff

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Pepsi Vs Coke

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Pepsi vs. Coke

Labels: Fun With Pictures, Interesting Facts

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A-a-a

Abhishek,Aish and Amitabh together

Labels: Fun With Pictures

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New Oxford Dictionary

The New Oxford Dictionary's latest definition of the following words:

Divorce : Future tense of marriage..

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Criminal : A guy no different from the rest.... except that he got caught.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Labels: Fun Facts, Interesting Facts, Jokes

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Hazardous Material Datasheet

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Audi to Drive Life Style Brands

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

German luxury car maker Audi AG is preparing to drive into India a range of sporty, lifestyle cars like S8 and RS4 early next year.

The year 2007 will also mark Audi’s entry into merchandising in Indian car bazaar.

“It will be a big year for us. The Audi board is expected to take a decision on setting up an assembly plant in India by the end of the first quarter of 2007.

While this decision is pending, we are trying to position Audi as a sporty marque and will introduce the RS4 and S8 sedans in the market early next year

Stylised cars

n i d o k i d o s

The S8, built exclusively from the short-wheelbase A8 platform, is a super-charged brawny sedan, while the RS4 is based on the popular A4 platform. “We intend to concentrate on the upper end of the market and will not look at introducing cars under the A4.

In the premium-end, we are trying to create a sporty image for Audi,” he said. The firm is also planning to re-introduce its sporty twoseater TT Coupe in India by the second quarter of 2007.

Audi S8

Audi S8 is an all-new 450 HP 5.2 litre V10 engine sports car which sets the version of the Audi flagship apart.

Reconfigured inside and out to realize the ultimate in full throttle, luxury-driven performance, the Audi S8 delivers a ride of unparalleled agility and comfort. From the adaptive air suspension-sport with S-specific tuning to the latest generation quattro all-wheel drive, no single superlative can match it.

Audi RS 4

Starting at $66,000, this lifestyle car delivers a pulse-pounding 420hp and a peak torque of 317 lb-ft available between 3000 and 7000 rpm. It has FSI Direct Injection, Dynamic Ride Control and the latest generation quattro all-wheel drive.

There is an exclusive fully hydraulic Dynamic Ride Control (DRC) suspension that all but eliminates pitch and roll. Stunning road hold, power beyond belief and a refinement that positions the RS4 in a unique class.

Audi’s future

n i d o k i d o s

In addition to rolling out new cars, Audi is planning to enter the merchandising business in India through its dealerships . “In the initial phase, we will look at selling a host of merchandise products like miniature cars, key chains and soft toys,” Ansari said.

These products will either be locally sourced or imported and sold in India, he said adding that the merchandising business will commence by January next year.

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Labels: Cars, Interesting Facts

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Amul : The Taste Of India

Bollywood's new 'Umrao Jaan' film based on interpretation of Mirza Haadi Ruswa's novel Umrao Jaan Ada featuring leading film stars Ms Aishwarya Rai & Mr. Abhishek Bachchan - November '06

On the budget incorporating new Value Added Tax (VAT) - May'05

On the new Bollywood film 'Don' starring Shah Rukh Khan a remake of yesteryear classic Don - October '06

On the super-action Bollywood film Krrish partly filmed in Singapore with the lead star Hrithik Roshan as superhero - June '06

Take off on the hilarious and entertaining Bollywood film - Lage Raho MUNNA BHAI - September '06

Labels: Ads, Creativity, Fun With Pictures, Jokes

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What Guyz Think...

Monday, November 06, 2006

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat
and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3.When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not
thinking the way he is.

4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep,
they always think about the girl they truly care about.

5. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad
characteristics.

6. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

7. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

8. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.

9. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow".
.... so true.

10. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the
message clearly.

11. Guys love their moms.

12. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple
of roses.

13. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't
mean that the guy likes her.

14. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

15. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

16. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of
the earth faster than girls can.

17. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.

18. Guys are very open about themselves.

19. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let
him wait that long.

20. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

21. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that
much pretty.

22. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to
listen to him. You don't need to give advice ... very true.

23. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases
you.

24. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

25. Guys think too much.

26. Guys fantasies are unlimited.

27. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight
does! ... very true.

28. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too
possessive. So watch out girls!!!

29. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is
about girls.

30. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him
praying sometimes.

31. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.

32. Guys hate girls who overreact.

33. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your
relationships.

Labels: Interesting Facts

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Famous Married Vs Batchelor Quotes

Every man should get married some time; after all,happiness is not the only thing in life !!
--Anonymous
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
--Oscar Wilde
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
--Scottish Proverb
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
--Sam Kinison
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Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken
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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to home always.
--Anonymous
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
--Anonymous
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
--Anonymous
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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
--Anonymous
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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in."
--Anonymous
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Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to get to married.
He says "the wedding rings look like minature handcuffs....."
--Anonymous
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the
frontdoor, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u let him in!
--Anonymous
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did u have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain in is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A child? A parent?"The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied "My wife's first husband."

Labels: Fun Quotes, Jokes

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Meaningz of SMS abbreviations

SMS Abbreviations Meaning:

AFAIK As Far As I Know

AFK Away From Keyboard

ASAP As Soon As Possible

ATK At The Keyboard

ATM At The Moment

A3 Anytime, Anywhere, Anyplace

BAK Back At Keyboard

BBL Be Back Later

BBS Be Back Soon

BFN/B4N Bye For Now

BRB Be Right Back

BRT Be Right There

BTW By The Way

B4N Bye For Now

CU See You

CUL8R See You Later

CYA See You

FAQ Frequently Asked Questions

FC Fingers Crossed

FWIW For What It's Worth

FYI For Your Information

GAL Get A Life

GG Good Game

GMTA Great Minds Think Alike

GR8 Great!

G9 Genius

IC I See

ICQ I Seek you

ILU I Love You

IMHO In My Honest/Humble Opinion

IMO In My Opinion

IOW In Other Words

IRL In Real Life

KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid

LDR Long Distance Relationship

LMAO Laugh My Ass Off

LOL Laughing Out Loud

LTNS Long Time No See

L8R Later

MTE My Thoughts Exactly

M8 Mate

NRN No Reply Necessary

OIC Oh I See

PITA Pain In The A*8

PRT Party

PRW Parents Are Watching

QPSA? Que Pasa?

ROFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing

ROFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud

ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off

SK8 Skate

STATS Your sex and age

ASL Age, Sex, Location

THX Thank You

TTFN Ta-Ta For Now!

TTYL Talk To You Later

U You

U2 You Too

U4E Yours For Ever

WB Welcome Back

WTF What The F...

WTG Way To Go!

WUF Where Are You From?

W8 Wait...

7K Sick

SMS Meaning

:-) Smiley

(-: Also smiling

:) Smiling without a nose

:' ) Happy and crying

:-( ) Smiling with mouth open

8-) Smiling with glasses

[:-) Smiling with walkman

:-)8 Smiling with bow tie

{:-) Smiling with hair

d:-) Smiling with cap

C|:-) Smiling with top hat

(:-) Smiling with helmet

:-)= Smiling with a beard

&:-) Smiling with curls

#:-) Smiling with a fur hat

:-D Laugher

;-) Twinkle

;) Twinkle, without nose

:-* Kiss

@}--\-,--- A rose

:-( Sad

:( Sad, without nose

:'-( Crying

:-c Unhappy

:-|| Angry

:-(0) Shouting

:-<> Surprised

%-6 Not very clever

:-( ) Shocked

:-~) Having a cold

:-o zz Bored

:-\ Sceptical

: @ Shouting

:-o Appalled

:-X Not saying a word

|-I Sleeping

|-O Snoring

%-} Intoxicated

:-v Talking

:-w Talking with two tongues

B-) Sunglasses

B:-) Sunglasses on head

8:-) Glasses on head

{:-) Toupee

}:-( Toupee blowing in the wind

=|:-)= Uncle Sam

<:-| Monk / Nun :^) Broken nose -:-) Punk @:-) Using a turban :=) Two noses :-# Razes <|-) Chinese :-{) With a moustache :-{} Lip stick :-? Smoking a pipe :-( Very angry

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To Brighten Your Day

Sunday, November 05, 2006

> > >Sometimes in life, you find a special friend;
> > >Someone who changes your life
> > >just by being part of it.
> > >Someone who makes you laugh
> > >until you can't stop;
> > >Someone who makes you believe
> > >that there really is good in the world.
> > >Someone who convinces you
> > >that there really is an unlocked door
> > >just waiting for you to open it.
> > >Always try to help a friend in need
> > >Believe in yourself
> > >Be brave...but it's ok to be afraid sometimes
> > >Study hard
> > >Give lots of kisses
> > >Laugh often
> > >Don't be overly concerned with your weight, it's just a number
> > >Always try to see the glass half full
> > >Meet new people, even if they look different to you
> > >Remain calm, even when it seems hopeless
> > >Take lots of naps..
> > >Be weird whenever you have the chance
> > >Love your friends, no matter who they are
> > >Don't waste food
> > >RELAX
> > >Take an occasional risk
> > >Try to have a little fun each day.
> > >...it's important
> > >Work together as a team
> > >Share a joke with friends
> > >Fall in love with someone..
> > >...and say "I love you" often
> > >Express yourself creatively
> > >Be conscious of your appearance
> > >Always be up for surprises
> > >Love someone with all of your heart
> > >Share with friends
> > >Watch your step
> > >It will get better
> > >There is always someone who loves you more than you know
> > >Exercise to keep fit
> > >Live up to your name
> > >Seize the Moment
> > >Hold on to good friends; they are few and far between
> > >Indulge in the things you truly love
> > >Cherish every Sunday
> > >At the end of the day... PRAY
> > >....... and close your eyes
> > >And smile at least once a day!

Labels: Inspirational Stuff

posted by Captain Jack at 11:48 PM | Permalink 0 comments

Simple Lesson in Life

>>Woke up this morning.... lying in bed, I was asking myself....
>>what are the secrets of success in life?
>>I found the answers right there, in my very room...... wanted to
share
>>them
>>with you....
>>
>>The fan said : be cool.
>>The roof said : aim high.
>>The window said : see the world.
>>The clock said : every minute is precious.
>>The mirror said : reflect before you act.
>>The calendar said : be uptodate.
>>The door said : push hard for your goals.
>>
>>Have A Great Day !
>>(¨`·.·´¨) Always
>> `·.¸(¨`·.·´¨) Keep smiling

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Homeless Woman

>A woman was walking down Yonge Street in Toronto when she was
> >accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman
who
> >asked
> >her for a couple of dollars for dinner.
> >
> >The woman took out her billfold, extracted ten dollars and asked,
"If
> >I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of
> >dinner?"
> >
> >"No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman replied.
> >
> >"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman
> >asked.
> >
> >"No, I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman said. "I need
to
> >spend all my time trying to stay alive."
> >
> >"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman
> >asked.
> >
> >"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair
> >Done in 20 years!"
> >
> >"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money.
> >Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with me and my husband
> >tonight."
> >
> >The homeless woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious
with
> >you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty
> >disgusting."
> >
> >The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what
a
> >woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments
> >and wine."
> >

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Inspiation For Your Journey..!

>>Be understanding to your perceived enemies.
>>
>>Be loyal to your friends.
>>
>>Be strong enough to face the world each day.
>>
>>Be weak enough to know you cannot do everything alone.
>>
>>Be generous to those who need your help.
>>
>>Be frugal with that you need yourself.
>>
>>Be wise enough to know that you do not know everything.
>>
>>Be foolish enough to believe in miracles.
>>
>>Be willing to share your joys.
>>
>>Be willing to share the sorrows of others.
>>
>>Be a leader when you see a path others have missed.
>>
>>Be a follower when you are shrouded by the mists of uncertainty.
>>
>>Be first to congratulate an opponent who succeeds.
>>
>>Be last to criticize a colleague who fails.
>>
>>Be sure where your next step will fall, so that you will not
>>tumble.
>>
>>Be sure of your final destination, in case you are going the
>>wrong way.
>>
>>Be loving to those who love you..
>>
>>Be loving to those who do not love you; they may change.
>>
>>Above all, be yourself.

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posted by Captain Jack at 11:43 PM | Permalink 0 comments

Mail from a frustated victim of chain mail

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2005 & 2006.

Because of your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.

* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.

* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)

* I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program would arrive soon.

* My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a Paid vacation to Disneyland.

* Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle property of some hundred millions $.

* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh Vandana,Tirupathi Balaji pics etc.. now most of those 'Wishes' are already married(to someone else)

IMPORTANT NOTE:

If you do not send this e-mail to at least 1246 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will SH** on your head today at 6:30pm.

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Mental Patients..

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sunk to the bottom & stayed there.
Mary promptly jumped in to save him.
She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the Medical Director became aware of Mary's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.
When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news & bad news."
"The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses."
"The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."

Labels: Jokes

posted by Captain Jack at 6:14 AM | Permalink 0 comments

Last Request

The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the follow morning. Throughout the day, the prison guards were being very nice to him. But when they asked him if he wanted something specific for his last meal, he said he didn''''t want anything special. When they asked if there was something special he wanted to do, he said nothing. It went on like this all day.Finally, when he was put before the firing squad, the guard asked if he wanted a cigarette and a blindfold."No," the inmate said, "just get it over with.". "Well, is there anything that I can do for you before you go?" said the guard. "You didn''''t even want a special last meal!" The inmate thought. "Actually," he said, "Music is my life. One thing I would really like would be to sing my favorite song, one whole time through, with no interruptions." The guard nodded and told him to go ahead.
The inmate started, "One billion bottles of beer on the wall. one fell down ................"

Labels: Jokes

posted by Captain Jack at 6:13 AM | Permalink 0 comments

Speed Trap

A state trooper spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH. So he turned on his lights and pulled the driver over. Approaching the car, he noticed that five old guys were inside, and they looked wide-eyed and terribly pale. The driver pleaded with him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Sir," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous."
"I beg to differ, Officer, I was doing the speed limit exactly: twenty-two miles an hour!" the old man said.
The trooper, chuckling, explained to him that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the man grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out his error.
"But before I let you go, Sir, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car ok? These guys seem awfully shaken."
"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute," the old man said. "We just got off Route 160."

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posted by Captain Jack at 6:01 AM | Permalink 0 comments

The Best Products Ever !!

1. FOR PERFECT LIPS :
Try "smiles". A simple formula guaranteed to beautify any face instantly.

2. FOR FANTASTIC FRESH BREATH :
Speak "words of truth and kindness" as this mouthwash never allows stale smells to linger.

3. FOR BEAUTIFUL EYES :
Can be achieved by looking for The Good. This product also has a positive effect on the heart. Tip : Lowering your gaze when required also.

4. LOSE WEIGHT :
By "repenting" and making "Taubah" (asking God to forgive your sins). Both these load shifters will reduce stress and leave you feeling considerably lighter.

5. FOR THE SOFTEST SKIN :
Can be achieved by "Tears" used alongside "Prayer", particularly late at night ; it will leave you glowing and feeling relaxed. Use a wonderful cream called “Noor”

6. FOR THE BEST LOOKING HANDS :
Give "donations" and "charity". Another consequence of this product is that it'll bring wealth to u, doubled.

7. AVOID HEART DISEASE :
By contacting the "Forgive Yourself and Others", and "Counting Your Blessings", Health Spas.

8. FOR A BETTER POSTURE :
Strengthen and straighten your back by using "Help Carry Another’s Burden" ; You’ll be surprised by how easy and natural it is to use.

9. FOR PERFECT POISE :
Use ‘Knowledge and Wisdom’ ; this excellent product will do wonders for your self-esteem and confidence, and will even boost your body’s defenses.

10. FINALLY, TO DRESS THE BEAUTIFUL "YOU" :
Find the ultimate outfit in, "Taqwa" (fear of Allah), this robe perfectly fits yet allows room for growth, the true classic promises to never go out of style and is appropriate for any occasion.

Finish your new look with the sensational scent, "Gratitude", the heavenly perfume is available in the most beautiful containers–now !

Labels: Fun Facts, Interesting Facts

posted by Captain Jack at 2:03 AM | Permalink 0 comments

Great Logic...!!!!

ONE NIGHT 4 MBA STUDENTS WERE BOOZING TILL LATE NIGHT AND DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST WHICH WAS SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT DAY.

IN THE MORNING THEY THOUGHT OF A PLAN. THEY MADE THEMSELVES LOOK
AS DIRTY AND WEIRD AS THEY COULD WITH GREASE AND DIRT.
THEN THEY WENT UP TO THE DEAN AND SAID THAT THEY HAD GONE OUT TO
A WEDDING LAST NIGHT AND ON THEIR RETURN THE TYRE OF THEIR CAR BURST AND
THEY HAD TO PUSH THE CAR ALL THE WAY BACK AND THAT THEY WERE IN NO
CONDITION TO APPEAR FOR THE TEST.

THEN DEAN WAS A JUST PERSON SO HE SAID THAT YOU CAN HAVE THE
RETEST AFTER 3 DAYS.

THEY SAID THEY WILL BE READY BY THAT TIME. ON THE THIRD DAY THEY
APPEARED BEFORE THE DEAN. THE DEAN SAID THAT THIS WAS A SPECIAL
CONDITION TEST.

ALL FOUR WERE REQUIRED TO SIT IN SEPARATE CLASSROOMS FOR THE
TEST. THEY ALL AGREED AS THEY HAD PREPARED WELL IN THE LAST THREE DAYS.
THE TEST CONSISTED OF 2 QUESTIONS WITH TOTAL OF 100 MARKS.

Q1. WRITE DOWN YOUR NAME. ----- (2 MARKS)
Q2. WHICH TYRE BURST? ------- (98 MARKS)!!!

Labels: Fun Facts, Jokes

posted by Captain Jack at 2:01 AM | Permalink 0 comments

Mistakes

HOW FAIR IS THAT

If a barber make a mistake,
It's a new style...

If a driver makes a mistake,
It is an accident..

If a doctor makes a mistake,
It's an operation..

If an engineer makes a mistake,
It is a new venture...

If parents makes a mistake,
It is a new generation...

If a politician makes a mistake,
It is a new law...

If a scientist makes a mistake,
It is a new invention...

If a tailor makes a mistake,
It is a new fashion...

If a teacher makes a mistake ,
It is a new theory...

If a student makes a mistake,
It still is A MISTAKE!!!!!!!

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posted by Captain Jack at 2:00 AM | Permalink 0 comments

Munnabhai Software Designer..

Munnabhai Designer
appun jaise tappori Designer. ko kya maalum...
saala Drawing kis chidiya kaa naam hai...
template me subclassing karke apanaa timepass hota hai....
copy paste kaa kaam miltaa hai bass appun khush...!!!
fir yeh Dimensioning kaa lafdaa locha kaiko?
are kaiko ?
arre kaiko re?
fir ek din boleto appun ko log mila.....
ya haaaaaaaaaa!!!!saala appun ka khopdi chakkar kha gaya ...
computer ke saath dil saala takkar kha gayaa...!!!
appun ko lagaa appun kaa beda paar ho gaya...
boleto baap saala appun ko bhi kaam mil gaya...!!!
din bhar appun computer ke aagge...
koi lafdaa nahi kuch nahi...
tin din naa Circut se Pakia na Anna Boss se pangaa
bass choop chaap...appun kaa bhidulog saala dar gaya...
bola kya be manya saala tu bhi Designer bann gaya...!!!

phir ek din appun ko kaam kartaa dekh Paakia bola...
ye mannubhai kya Drawing bana rela hai baap...!!!
Pakia ko pakdaa... bola idhar aa shahane tereko Drawing seekhataa hai...
saale ko itnaa dhoyaa itnaa dhoyaa...
abhi tak thobdaa waakadaa hai ...
aur aaj tak uska Drawings ke saath chattis kaa aakdaa hai...!!!samzaa
...?
samzaa...?
samzaaa naa...?
(fir ...? fir kya huwa..?)
fir ek din appun ne Drawing poora kar diya...
Drawing poora karke appun ne correction ko bhej diya...!!!
lagataa tha ab appun kaa kaam khatam ho gaya...!!!
par Drawings me correction dekhake sala appun darr gaya...!!!
appun ke saamne GL ne mere Drawing me ki galtiyaa nikali...
aapun ke Drawing ki poori waat laga di....
appun udharich khadaa thaa...
par appun kuch nahi bola...
kaiko bolega?
kaiko...?saala ek, ek kaam kiya thaa... usme bhi itne errors...
par appun ek aansu nahi roya...
kaiko royega...?
kaiko..?saala appunich yedaa thaa naa...!!!
agale din se phir wohi life chalu...
wohi gande mails forward karnaa, wohi messages, wohi template, wohi
assignments...

saala itnaa mails forward kiya...itnaa mails forward kiya...
log samze mail server down hoyega...
bhoolneka hai bhoolneka hai par kya karega...!!!
training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai...
haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai...
training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai...
haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai...(phir ...? phir kya huwa..?)
fir ...?
fir kya...?fir agale din appun ko aur ek Request mila...!!!
shaappak...saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha gaya ...
computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha gayaa...!!!
ho ho ho hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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posted by Captain Jack at 1:59 AM | Permalink 0 comments

New Theory

Absolutely brilliant !!!
A public school teacher was arrested today at John
F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a
flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide
rule and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney General
John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious
Al-gebra movement.
He did not identify the man, who has been charged
by the FBI with carrying weapons of maths instruction. "Al-gebra is a
problem for us," Ashcroft said.
"They desire solutions by means and extremes, and
sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use
secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but
we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of
medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles
used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President
Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of Maths instruction, He
would have given us more fingers and toes."
White House aides told reporters they could not
recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President

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posted by Captain Jack at 1:58 AM | Permalink 0 comments

The Mystery of Childbirth

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?"
"Well honey..." said the slightly prudish parent, "the stork brought you to us."
"Oh," said the boy. "Well, how did you and daddy get born?" he asked.
"Oh, the stork brought us too."
"Well how were grandpa and grandma born?" he persisted.
"Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said the parent, by now starting to squirm a little in the Lazy Boy recliner.
Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence:
"This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."

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posted by Captain Jack at 1:55 AM | Permalink 0 comments

Things We Learn From Dil Chahta Hai.....

Things we can learn from Dil Chahta Hai .......

*Freaking out and enjoying life doesn't need drugs or cigarettes.
*There are relationships apart from bf/gf, marriage,siblings,friendship that can
be very emotional and true. which is beyond the understanding of many
people.
*And yeah even though u may be the best of friends there is always a limit
which should never be crossed. Then it starts hurting...........
*Improving ur imperfections after you realize it, always take some time.

*You always don't need to show or prove your gf/bf how much u love or care
about her/him, which can sound very boring and finally u r dumped.
*Believe in Love , true love will never let you down
*Never be ashamed to go back to your old friends, friends are there to
understand your mistakes.
*Do not be afraid of others, always think that others r afraid of
you.(Australian Beggar )
*Whenever you need your friend , remember that he is just a phone call
away...distances can't separate friends
*In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends

It's the friends you can call up at 4 A. M. that matter.
*The only unchangeable certainty is that nothing is certain or unchangeable.
*The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with -
never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best
conversation you've ever had.

And last but not the least- do what your heart loves !!!!!Kkaro wahi jo DIL CHAHTA HAI!!!

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posted by Captain Jack at 1:54 AM | Permalink 0 comments

Three Men In Hell....

Three men went to hell.

The devil said to them "You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or 3"

He then opened the doors to the three rooms.

Room 1 was filled with men standing on their heads, on a hard wooden floor.

Room 2 was filled with men standing on the heads, on a cement floor.

Finally, room 3 had just a few men, standing in poop up to their knees and drinking coffee.

The men thought for a while, and decided to go with room 3, as it was less crowded and they could drink coffee.

They entered the door to room 3 and just as it was closing behind them, the devil said "OK men, coffee break's over. Back on your heads."

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posted by Captain Jack at 1:53 AM | Permalink 0 comments

TRY TO FIND...

Find the C

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Once u found the C..........

Find the 6!

9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999699999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999

once youve found the 6...

Find the N! (it's hard!!)

MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMNMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM

once you've found the N...

Find the Q...
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

once you find the Q find the P.....

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDPDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

WELL DONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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posted by Captain Jack at 1:49 AM | Permalink 0 comments

How to Dry Dishes

The Most Creative Way to Dry dishes

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posted by Captain Jack at 1:47 AM | Permalink 0 comments

Some Words of Wisdom

What we ponder and what we think about sets the course of our life. Any day we wish; we can discipline ourselves to change it all. Any day we wish, we can open the book that will open our mind to new knowledge. Any day we wish, we can start a new activity. Any day we wish, we can start the process of life change. We can do it immediately, or next week, or next month, or next year.

"We can also do nothing. We can pretend rather than perform. And if the idea of having to change ourselves makes us uncomfortable, we can remain as we are. We can choose rest over labor, entertainment over education, delusion over truth, and doubt over confidence. The choices are ours to make. But while we curse the effect, we continue to nourish the cause. As Shakespeare uniquely observed, "The fault is not in the stars, but in ourselves." We created our circumstances by our past choices. We have both the ability and the responsibility to make bett

Labels: Inspirational Stuff, Interesting Facts

posted by Captain Jack at 1:45 AM | Permalink 0 comments

Obesity in kids linked to improper sleep

Washington: A researcher from the University of Bristol claims that soaring levels of obesity in children may be linked to improper night sleep.
Dr Shahrad Taheri says that increased availability of computers, mobile phones, TVs and other gadgets causes decline in nightly quota of sleep, which may lead to obesity.
In an article published in the ‘Archives of Disease in Childhood’, he has suggested that these devices should be banned from children’s bedrooms to prevent them from unwanted health problems.
Dr. Taheri says that shorter sleep duration disturbs normal metabolism, which may contribute to obesity, insulin resistance, diabetes, and cardiovascular disease. The laboratory data suggests that deprivation of proper sleep for even two to three nights can have profound effects on the human body.
He says that in one study he saw the indications, that children having insufficient sleep at the age of 30 months may become obese at the age of 7 years, which suggests that proper nap is necessary for programming the part of the brain that regulates appetite and energy expenditure.
However, he says that such problems can be attributed only to teenagers in whom the need for sleep increases during this critical developmental period.
Another piece of research, Dr. Taheri says, showed that levels of leptin, a hormone produced by fat tissue when energy stores are low, were more than 15 percent lower in the children who sleep for five hours as compared to those sleeping for eight hours.
He also says that ghrelin, a hormone released by the stomach to signal hunger, was found to be almost 15 percent higher in children taking five hour sleep.
Dr. Taheri says that sleep loss also disturbs other hormones, including insulin, cortisol (stress hormone), and growth hormone, due to which the desire for having carlorie rich foods increases.
He says that poor sleep leads to fatigue that results in reduced levels of physical activity and lower energy expenditure, which in turn leads to obesity.
“Sleep is probably not the only answer to the obesity pandemic, but its effect should be taken seriously, as even small changes in energy balance are beneficial,” says Dr. Taheri.
“Good sleep could be promoted by removal of gadget distractions from bedrooms and restricting their use,” he says.

Labels: Health

posted by Captain Jack at 1:43 AM | Permalink 0 comments

Nokia N93 --- Future is calling

Saturday, November 04, 2006

The Nokia N93 is the planned successor to the Nokia N92, and looks to be packed with features that take the ability to watch mobile TV on your phone to the next level. Like the N92, the Nokia N93 is planned to have DVB-H compatability allowing for the watching of broadcast TV programs on a cell phone. The N93 is also expected to pack a 3.2 megapixel camera with 3x zoom and a Carl Zeiss Lens.

The Nokia N93 is also expected to include a QVGA screen, Bluetooth 2.

Decisions, decisions, decisions. Now that the new Nokia N93 has been announced, I have been stuck with a very peculiar dilemma: whether to go for the N93 or the N91. Did I just say Nokia N93? That's right kids: the N93 is an all-new phone incorporating camcorder capabilities boasting a 3.2 megapixel camera, Carl Zeiss optics and 3x optical zoom.

If what Nokia claims is true, then consumers can look forward to DVD-like video capture, and later view it on a standard television thanks to the TV-out option. The bundled Adobe Premiere Elements 2.0 software will further assist in burning your high-quality home videos onto DVDs. This is virtually a camcorder with a phone attached. Videos can be captured in MPEG4 format at 30 fps.

Like the N90, simply unfold and twist the main display and presto: you get a full-screen color viewfinder in landscape mode. It's that simple, really. The primary screen is a spanking 2.4" high-definition Active-Matrix display with a wide 160° viewing angle running at 320x240 pixel resolution and 262k colors, while the secondary is 1.1" offering 65k colors. Bluetooth 2.0 makes an appearance but is lost in all the other great features.

The Nokia N93 is based on S60 3rd Edition - the same as Nokia N91 - with 50MB internal memory and support for miniSD cards (expandable up to 2GB). This one's also a 3G phone, supporting WCDMA 2100MHz with simultaneous voice/packet data, and integrated 802.11b/g wireless LAN connectivity. What's more, with its TV-out capability, you can even browse the web, work on your office documents and even play games on the TV.

With Adobe Premiere Elements, you can play with your videos inserting various effects and transitions, and burn 'em onto DVDs or convert them to a web-suitable format for streaming. Oh and if the videos ever get boring, there's always good old radio to fall back on: the N93 also has an integrated stereo FM receiver. Or how about the digital music player?

Priced at €550, expect the Nokia N93 to hit the markets in July this year. Grab details from Nokia or check the extended entry for specs.

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At the Kuwait Beach

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posted by Captain Jack at 7:10 PM | Permalink 0 comments

A Beautiful Analogy!

A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed.
As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation.
They talked about so many things and various subjects.
When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: "I don't believe that God exists."

"Why do you say that?" asked the customer.
"Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist.
Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children?
If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain.
I can't imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things."

The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument.
The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop.
Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard.
He looked dirty and unkempt.
The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber: "You know what? Barbers do not exist."

"How can you say that?" asked the surprised barber.
"I am here, and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!"
"No!" the customer exclaimed. "Barbers don't exist because if they did,
there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside."

"Ah, but barbers DO exist! " answered the barber. "What happens, is, people do not come to me."
"Exactly!" - affirmed the customer. "That's the point! God, too, DOES exist!
What happens, is, people don't go to Him and do not look for Him.
That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."

Labels: Inspirational Stuff

posted by Captain Jack at 7:01 PM | Permalink 0 comments

World's longest jet to fly in India

FLYING HIGH: The A340-600 will operate on the Delhi-London sector.

New Delhi: Britain's second-largest long haul airline Virgin Atlantic Airways on Tuesday announced the arrival of its maiden Airbus A340-600 flight - the world's longest commercial plane – into India.

The A340-600 will operate on the Delhi-London sector.

"The A340-600 offers almost 30 per cent more seats onboard compared to Virgin Atlantic's current aircraft. The return fares to London start at just Rs 20,000," said Joe Thompson, country manager, Virgin Atlantic.

"Bringing the new Airbus A340-600 into India demonstrates our ongoing commitment to our Indian passengers and we are expecting that even more customers will get the chance to experience Virgin Atlantic," he added.

Virgin Atlantic is the only airline operating the A340-600 in India. At 247-ft (75.3m) long, the A340-600 is longer than any other commercial plane. The aircraft is part of a $4.7 billion order for 25 aircraft, fitted with Rolls Royce Trent 500 engine series.

Virgin Atlantic currently operates 14 flights every week between India and Britain, with daily services to London from Delhi and Mumbai. The airline started its operation in the Indian subcontinent in June 2000. Since then it has emerged as a major competitive player in the Indian aviation space.

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posted by Captain Jack at 6:50 PM | Permalink 0 comments

Life and beyond..........

Ready or not, some day it will all come to an end. There will be no more sunrises, no days, no hours or minutes. All the things you collected, whether treasured or forgotten, will pass to someone else.

Your wealth, fame and temporal power will shrivel to irrelevance. It will not matter what you owned, or what you were owed.

Your grudges, resentments, frustrations, and jealousies will finally disappear.

So, too, your hopes, ambitions, plans, and to-do lists will all expire.

The wins and losses that once seemed so important will fade away.

It won't matter where you came from, or on what side of the tracks you lived.

It won't matter whether you were beautiful or brilliant. Your gender, skin color, ethnicity will be irrelevant.

So what will matter ?

How will the value of your days be measured ?

What will matter is not what you bought, but what you built; not what you got, but what you gave.

What will matter is not your success, but your significance.

What will matter is not what you learned, but what you taught.

What will matter is every act of integrity, compassion, courage and sacrifice that enriched, empowered or encouraged others, to emulate your example.

What will matter is not your competence, but your character.

What will matter is not how many people you knew, but how many will feel a lasting loss when you're gone.

What will matter is not your memories, but the memories of those who loved you.

What will matter is how long you will be remembered, by whom and for what.

Living a life that matters doesn't happen by accident. It's not a matter of circumstance, but of choice.

Choose to live a life that matters.

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How people fall in luv.....

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Getting Old? .... Some Jokes

A very elderly gentleman, (mid nineties) very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel smelling slightly of a good after shave, presenting a well looked-after image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. Seated at the bar is an elderly looking lady, in her mid-eighties.

The gentleman walks over, sits alongside of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, do I come here often?"
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An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."

The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"
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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."
"Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.

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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.

The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"
The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... the one that's red and has thorns."
"Do you mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?

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Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged.
However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman--already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet--who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.

After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him. "I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."

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A couple in their nineties, are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. "Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?" he asks. "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
"Sure." "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she asks. "No, I can remember it."
"Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so's not to forget it?" He says, "I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." "I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?" she asks.
Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!" Then he toddles into the kitchen.

After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.
She stares at the plate for a moment. "Where's my toast?"

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Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, it's Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."

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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'"

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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"Nope," he replied, "Arthritis..

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Photo Feature: You won’t believe who he is

It will be really difficult to guess who this child in the picture is unless we tell you or you are one of the biggest fans of this star. Still guessing? Well it is John Abraham, the superstar. This snap was clicked when he was 2 years old.

So we now know that John was always good looking. If we love him so much in this snap, imagine what Bipasha must be feeling for him. Bottom line is John Abraham is cute in the snap and very adorable. John’s forthcoming film Baabul is heading release and from this snap to his looks till date, he really has become a big man. But one thing that has not changed are his good looks.

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Etna’s eruptions

Astronauts in the crew of the ISS-5 mission were able to observe Mt. Etna’s spectacular eruption, and photograph the details of the eruption plume as well as smoke from fires triggered by the lava as it flowed down the 11,000-foot mountain. This image is looking obliquely to the southeast over the island of Sicily. This was one of Etna’s most vigorous eruptions in years. The eruption was triggered by a series of earthquakes on October 27. These images were taken on October 30, 2002. Sicilans have learned to live with Etna’s eruptions.

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posted by Captain Jack at 3:44 AM | Permalink 1 comments

Maybach - [This is what Mukesh Ambani bought for Rs. 5.25 Crores

Friday, November 03, 2006

Maybach - [This is what Mukesh Ambani ( Chairman Of Reliance ) bought for Rs. 5.25 crores]

What is a Maybach?
A Maybach is a high-end, ultra-luxury sedan. It can hold up to four passengers in regal splendor. Prices range from $300,000 to $400,000.