New Theory
Sunday, November 05, 2006
Absolutely brilliant !!!
A public school teacher was arrested today at John
F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a
flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide
rule and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney General
John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious
Al-gebra movement.
He did not identify the man, who has been charged
by the FBI with carrying weapons of maths instruction. "Al-gebra is a
problem for us," Ashcroft said.
"They desire solutions by means and extremes, and
sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use
secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but
we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of
medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles
used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President
Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of Maths instruction, He
would have given us more fingers and toes."
White House aides told reporters they could not
recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President
A public school teacher was arrested today at John
F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a
flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide
rule and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney General
John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious
Al-gebra movement.
He did not identify the man, who has been charged
by the FBI with carrying weapons of maths instruction. "Al-gebra is a
problem for us," Ashcroft said.
"They desire solutions by means and extremes, and
sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use
secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but
we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of
medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles
used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President
Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of Maths instruction, He
would have given us more fingers and toes."
White House aides told reporters they could not
recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President
